→ reblogged from too-stoned-to-remember,
originally from humortrain→ 109829 notes, posted 1 month ago
ayo here are some pictures of me showing my ma that theres only room for one queen in this house
and that queen aint her
three months later and not a thing has changed i make my mama think that we’re cool
but we’re not
i wait for the moment that shes weak and feelin the love and the i strIKE
THIS HOUSE IS MINE I AM THE EMPRESS I AM THE STAR
I AM THE QUEEN
→ reblogged from pixelatedsherlock,
originally from unsuccessfulmetalbenders→ 45148 notes, posted 1 month ago
christoph is the fucking sassiest 56 year old man i’ve ever seen and i don’t think hollywood knows what to do with him.
→ reblogged from humphreysbogart,
originally from waltzedwithchristoph→ 256 notes, posted 2 months ago
→ reblogged from anantoinetteaffair,
originally from caucasianmale→ 1887 notes, posted 3 months ago
Happy Birthday Paul!
↳ (January 26, 1925 – September 26, 2008)I picture my epitaph: ‘Here lies Paul Newman, who died a failure because his eyes turned brown
Take your age and add 5 to it. That is your age in 5 years.
i hope you fall over on stage bitch
goddammit bob you’ve got a family to support you can’t just lie around like a piece of shit all day
if I had a dollar for everytime someone called me ugly I’d be broke cause I’m perfect lol later losers
Chandler dances for the Holidays!
Because they’re worth it.
