Parents will be burying their children over Christmas and you’re telling me guns are still your “human right”?
Not being American and having to watch the Americans vote for Romney is like the moment in horror movies when the audience is screaming at the character to not go down to the basement but they still do anyway and then they die a brutal, torturous death…
this is the fucking best descripition about the election omg
But how do you even look at Robert De Niro without crying though?
- if Julian won a Grammy
- Announcer: The Grammy goes to... Julian Casablancas!!!!!
- Julian:
- Julian:
- Julian:
- Julian: oh shit man fuck that's me
- faggot run to the stage
- almost trips up the stairs
- taps microphone three times
- Julian: wow
- Julian: thank you... sigh
- Julian: you guys...
- Julian: you guys... are the BEST
- Julian: this is really unexpected man
- Julian: sigh
- Julian: i think this is a joke???
- Julian: shit man
- Julian: sigh
- Julian: I want to thank my fans-
- cuts to commercial
the bible has the worst fandom
→ reblogged from too-stoned-to-remember,
originally from arethafranklin-archive→ 25149 notes, posted 1 year ago
noelgallaghershighflyingturds:
it’s horrific seeing the people i follow slowly give in to one direction
it’s the second bubonic plague
THIS. RIGHT. HERE.
looking at your blog the day after a liveblog is like waking up with a hangover and trying to work out what happened the night before
Things I learnt this year with the Oscars
- Harry Potter will never win an Oscar
- Harry Potter is actually the Leo DiCaprio of the movies
- Hugo wins everything
- This is Hugo awards
- Hugo is the Adele of movies
- Benedict Cumberbatch will never show up
- Benedict Cumberbatch is the troller of the trollers
- Benedict Cumberbatch is the Steven Moffat of British actors
