- if Julian won a Grammy
- Announcer: The Grammy goes to... Julian Casablancas!!!!!
- Julian:
- Julian:
- Julian:
- Julian: oh shit man fuck that's me
- faggot run to the stage
- almost trips up the stairs
- taps microphone three times
- Julian: wow
- Julian: thank you... sigh
- Julian: you guys...
- Julian: you guys... are the BEST
- Julian: this is really unexpected man
- Julian: sigh
- Julian: i think this is a joke???
- Julian: shit man
- Julian: sigh
- Julian: I want to thank my fans-
- cuts to commercial
