drunkblogging:

do u ever start reading someones post and ur like “nope” and continue scrolling down ur dash 

→ reblogged from pixelatedsherlock, originally from drunkblogging
→ 6117 notes, posted 5 months ago

catnus:

I am honestly so much more content sitting in my room alone at night smiling to myself as I watch my favorite t.v. shows, than out in in uncomfortable situation that involves me pretending to be having the time of my life with boring people, who don’t care about me, doing pointless things. 

→ reblogged from too-stoned-to-remember, → 218111 notes, posted 7 months ago

i want something but i dont know what it is omg

bama-dillert:

frankiemachines:

if only Martin Scorsese knew how many 15-25 year old females wanted to be his best friend and cuddle with him and talk about movies

→ reblogged from spruce-bingsteen, originally from tinasinatra
→ 480 notes, posted 1 year ago

pagetwentythrree:

I bet the members of the Academy are all the people who start the Leo jokes on Tumblr. 

→ reblogged from freecocaine, originally from pagetwentythrree
→ 196 notes, posted 1 year ago

• Fandomless people on tumblr: I am just going to reblog a picture of a hipster, some kids smoking weed, a bedroom, and- holy shit, is that a triangle?
• Me: Dear God. What is it like in your funny little blogs? It must be so boring.

→ reblogged from too-stoned-to-remember, originally from freyjas
→ 4090 notes, posted 1 year ago

michael corleone has a gigantic penis.

no man, it’s sonny actualy

→ reblogged from brucewaynehasmoved, → 1 notes, posted 1 year ago